Australia’s MOST WANTED comedian Heath Franklin’s Chopper is back after three years off….and he’s not here to fuck spiders.
That’s right. Even if they’re dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn’t got the time.
And neither do you.
Cos life happens whether you like or not.
You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it’s not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you’re gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a shit. Cos we’re not here to….
Join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.